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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:13

Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
No go.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nvidia tops Microsoft, regains most valuable company title for first time since January - CNBC
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
No way
These are the 10 open source Android apps I install on every new phone - Android Authority
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Gold-eating fungus could help find metals on Earth and asteroids - Earth.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
How do you start a tech startup as a non-technical person?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...