What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 01:06

You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.